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meladoodle:

meladoodle:

when boys smile, i die

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eiyunoitakuni:

narutos-dick:

trenchgun:

“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”

I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!

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THIS IS EVEN WORSE

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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captain-georgeuniverse:

xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

That. Is. Amazing.

the-monstrumologist:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

OH
MY
GOD
HOW
FUCKING
CUTE

petitedeath:

chatterboxrose:

dallonsmiles:

ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC

A+ handling of the situation

Lest us forget that their opening band is also owning: 

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I cant stand that band but this is great, this is how you handle things

Walk the moon are the fucking best! They’re a great band with super friendly members who put up with my sister swooning at them an even dragged her around with them for a while. Both WtM and P@tD are fantastic for this

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

The first private tent is Snake’s so better keep your distance. He lets a lot of poisonous snakes run loose. One bite, and you’ll be stone dead.

Ciel Phantomhive “Smile” || episode 3

did-you-kno:

'Prince Charles Cinema' in London employes ninjas.  They quietly sneak around and hush noisy people in the theater.

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